Bit of the Day

Riding The Rails

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:41:21 -0400

Grease seems to always get in trouble, even though he don't mean nothin.

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The Mob

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:28:34 -0400

A little known secret about the Grease and his time in the Mob!

Vacation

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:53:55 -0400

When Grease goes on vacation, he does a lot more than pack his bags!

Club Med

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:13:14 -0400

This poor wife thought she'd be enjoying the tropical breezes of a club med vacation. little did she know there'd be a fetid wind a'blowin'.

Fury Fun

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:24:42 -0400

Better keep up on your sports trivia. you never know when you might encounter grease on guard duty.

Storytime

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:15:03 -0400

Here are some poems you'll never read in school.

Spicy

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:03:37 -14400

This call had me fully 10-hut!

Daughter

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:13:18 -14400

Talk about the ultimate fan.. here's a guy offering his daughter for ingus.

Marriage Pressure

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:15:20 -14400

Thinking about getting married better listen to this first.

School Pervert

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:58:05 -14400

This lad is headed down a hideous road.. I think i saved him.

At The Movies

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:45:38 -14400

Nothing like the a cool, dark, movie theater to fire up the doodads.

Drain Them Doodads

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:48:30 -14400

The Grease is always looking for an opportunity to be doodad deep.

Kids

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:56:35 -14400

Grease is not gonna get any parenting awards for this one.

Surgeon

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:36:53 -14400

The Grease's days as a doctor bring back hideous memories.

My Dog Blue

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:19:35 -14400

Grease knows his dog blue will make it to doggie heaven.

Wild West

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:29:55 -14400

Here's a new twist on an old favorite Clinton and the punk in the old west!

Callers Get My Blood Boiling

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:02:41 -14400

It's not often Grease gets hot under the collar, but listen to this series of calls that get's big daddy on the edge of loosing it.

900 Numbers

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:16:31 -14400

This guy better keep his eye on the wife!

Police Action

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:45:59 -14400

Be glad the Grease never pulled you over during his lawman days.

Baby Talk

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:45:09 -14400

Seems like kids are getting spicy ideas earlier and earlier.

Usin' that thang

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:40:41 -14400

Go easy with the doodads.. those puppies need lots of care!

Harassment

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:33:15 -14400

Sounds like possible sexual harassment, but this lady is intrigued.

Are You Italian, eh?

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:12:40 -14400

She needs Greaseman to do something for her!

Hobble Handbook

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:30:31 -14400

There are lots of ways to find romance, but grease tries to take the guess work out of it.

Subs

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:19:37 -14400

If you're thinking about throwing a surprise party for someone, better listen to this first.

Tangy

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:41:36 -14400

The fetid fuselage can be tangy, here's an idea for zesty flavor.

Doodads

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:23:04 -14400

Let's listen to the rumble of nino's basso profundo.

Laughter

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:06:59 -14400

Ya gotta love this lady's laugh.

Grandma

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:22:56 -14400

Not many women admit browncappin', but here's a lady with a hideous story about grandma.

Past

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:03:13 -14400

It's a wonder grease ever came back alive-from south of the border!

Bearded Clam

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:57:18 -14400

Time for a tasty treat!

Dames

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:50:29 -14400

Sometimes there's no pleasing the dames.

Jingle

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:49:43 -14400

Beware if you ask Grease for an answering machine message.

Browncappin'

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:22:56 -14400

Wonder why your car is losing it's pep? We found the culprit!

Blasterpiece

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:51:54 -14400

Climb on to Grease's knee for some cordite comedy!

Rousing

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:35:44 -14400

Let's have a rousing sing a long!

Crusader

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:32:22 -14400

The caped crusader is on the loose!

Lingo

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:15:42 -14400

Never ask grease if "everything came out alright."

Love Life

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:11:12 -14400

Seems like everybody's love life is upside down.

Thinking Fast

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:45:39 -14400

Grease thinks fast on his feet.

Good Ship Grease

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:47:25 -14400

Be careful if you set foot on the good ship Grease.

Wack Jobs

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:08:48 -14400

What's up with some of the wack jobs that call in?!

She Was Dumped

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:43:08 -14400

Time for another thrilling chapter of, the ex wife files!

High Altitude

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:58:00 -14400

Sgt. fury specialized in high altitude lead slinging!

Hobble Handbook

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:32:24 -14400

It's the biggest bestseller of all time, the hobble handbook! Follow the instructions for bliss with that little miss.

Hideous

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:02:14 -14400

One word for this one: HIDEOUS!

Dixie Way

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:16:40 -14400

The Grease gets a tasty treat down dixie way.

Redneck

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:20:02 -14400

Well, the elections are heating up, but there's one candidate that may make a run for the ultimate prize: johnny avocado!

Double Crossing

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:21:27 -14400

Be careful double crossing the grease, as the bulky daddy has a long memory.